Things are actually pretty darn good. For one thing, I’m getting married. I got engaged to my girlfriend DJ, who’s put up with me for coming up on eight years now, last weekend. We’re also about to buy a house.

I also sold a short story Extra Virgin to an e-zine called Forever Nocturne. The zine itself is only a dollar for the PDF, and if you buy it not only do you get to hear about my virgin eating protagonist Sarah (she hangs out at comic conventions a lot) you also get a whole load of other short stories and poems all along the theme of things that go bump in the night…sometimes they don’t wear much while they’re bumping…

Ahem.

Anyway you can get Forever Nocturne’s March 2010 Edition here. It also includes the excellent short story “Campy” by Carrie Clevenger. That’s worth far more than a dollar right there.

How about an impromptu competition? Comment on this post and I’ll do a draw in 48 hours. If I draw your name out of a hat, I’ll buy you a copy.

Hopefully coming soon will be my rundown on the Neil Gaiman speaking engagement I went to, and an awesome interview with Philippa Ballantine (who is a pimp, just in case you were wondering).

The story that’s on there at the moment, Jack’s Echo (nothing to do with my last name, it just happens to be the main characters first name), was written for a one day story competition with a 1500 word limit. We had to include four random elements given to us on the day. I got mine in early, only to realize I’d missed one of the fairly vital instructions on the entry form.

Let this be a lesson to everyone, don’t spend six hours writing and two seconds reading the entry form.